I first thought I would say ‘change all penises for vaginas’ so that we’d stop fighting wars to find out whose stick was bigger. But then we’d have to give up pleasure in order to alleviate pain and now I’m wondering if it always has to be that sort of trade.
So instead I’m saying I would change all cars into bikes. I think we could all live and live longer with that swap.
I would swap out the gene labeled “capital gain’ for one labeled ‘living wage’ world wide.
I first thought I would say ‘change all penises for vaginas’ so that we’d stop fighting wars to find out whose stick was bigger. But then we’d have to give up pleasure in order to alleviate pain and now I’m wondering if it always has to be that sort of trade.
So instead I’m saying I would change all cars into bikes. I think we could all live and live longer with that swap.
I would change the line (or is it the law?) that prohibits cheating
(yeah, even if only for today; on second thought, ESPECIALLY if only for today)
HB
Stop people whose belly buttons are the size of hamburger patties from wearing light-colored, fitted clothing.
I would bring the “thank you wave” back in vogue with Austin drivers.